Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
The traumatized are unpredictable because we know we can survive.
I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials
"Psychic driving fails because its methods are too obvious.
You were trying too hard, Frederick.”
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
To the bouncer who accepted my fake ID after seeing my face plastered all over the Grammys: you are a true hero. Thanks for a great afterparty.
“We all know the story. Virginal girl, pure and sweet, trapped in the body of a swan. She desires freedom but only true love can break the spell. Her wish is nearly granted in the form of a prince, but before he can declare his love her lustful twin, the black swan, tricks and seduces him. Devastated the white swan leaps of a cliff killing herself and, in death, finds freedom.”
“stupid fucking tv show” we all say as we continue to dedicate a whole blog to it
I don’t believe I can help you.